There are never enough toys for little dogs like me. If you are bored with your current collection, here are three simple steps to construct your own unique chew toy.
1. Next time you get a haircut, hide a pile of fur before your owner has time to throw it all out.
2. When no one is looking, chew the fur and swallow. Important: this behavior results in confiscation of fur, so be discreet.
3. After a little time, regurgitate the fur. Do this also with discretion as hacking can alarm yiur owner. The combination of fur, spittle and chewing has created a fun felt toy. Allow to dry. Congratulations.